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Close-up of a 9oz amber glass jar candle with black metal lid, white label reading “Smells Like a Virgo Bitch” in bold black text, styled on a neutral background with warm lighting, perfect for cheeky Virgo-themed gifting.
Amber glass jar candle labeled “Smells Like a Virgo Bitch” placed on an open book with sprigs of lavender, styled for a cozy yet bold astrology-inspired vibe, ideal for friends or coworkers who love their Virgo traits.
9oz amber glass jar candle with label “Smells Like a Virgo Bitch” displayed alongside text showcasing eco-friendly & non-toxic, reusable glass jar, and 100% natural ingredients, making it a sustainable yet sassy zodiac gift.
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Candle For Virgo, Zodiac Candle, Birthday Candle, Virgo Birthday Gift, September Birthday Gift, August Birthday Gift, Funny Gift For Friend
Amber 4oz and 9oz glass jar candles plus a 13.75oz clear glass jar candle, all labeled “Smells Like a Virgo Bitch,” shown together to highlight size options for customers wanting funny astrology candles.
Smiling woman holding a 9oz amber glass jar candle labeled “Smells Like a Virgo Bitch,” creating a playful gift moment, ideal for friends, coworkers, or family who are proud Virgos.
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Candle For Virgo, Zodiac Candle, Birthday Candle, Virgo Birthday Gift, September Birthday Gift, August Birthday Gift, Funny Gift For Friend
Candle For Virgo, Zodiac Candle, Birthday Candle, Virgo Birthday Gift, September Birthday Gift, August Birthday Gift, Funny Gift For Friend

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$14.95

Why Choose Our Candles?

100% Natural Ingredients

100% natural ingredients, because why settle for less when nature does it best?

Hand Poured with Love

Hand poured with love, because robots just don't get our level of sass.

Individual and Unique

Individual and unique, just like your questionable life choices. Embrace it!

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Close-up of a 9oz amber glass jar candle with black metal lid, white label reading “Look at You Becoming a Bride and Shit” in bold black text, styled on a neutral background with warm lighting, perfect for funny bridal gifting.
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Welcome to My Cult Party Candle – Funny Gift for Her, Dark Humor Decor, Sassy Candle for Friends, Gag Gift, Witchy Vibes
Welcome to My Cult Party Candle – Funny Gift for Her, Dark Humor Decor, Sassy Candle for Friends, Gag Gift, Witchy Vibes
Welcome to My Cult Party Candle – Funny Gift for Her, Dark Humor Decor, Sassy Candle for Friends, Gag Gift, Witchy Vibes
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Funny wedding candle with label that reads “No longer living in sin 2.22.2025,” set against a neutral background. Amber jar with black lid featured front and center. Ideal for engagement gifts, personalized wedding favors, or cheeky couple decor. Perfect gift for newlyweds who did things their own way.
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Amber jar candle with label that reads “It’s Giving Maid of Honor,” lit and styled with lavender and citrus on a bright blue background.
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Amber jar candle with label that reads “Smells Like You’re in the Bridal Party,” lit and styled with lavender and citrus on a bright blue background.
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Bridal Party Gifts, Handmade Scented Candles, Funny Bridesmaid Gifts, Wedding Gifts For Her, Bridal Shower Scented Candles, Proposal Gift
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Amber jar candle with label that reads “Smells Like You’re My Maid of Honor,” lit and styled with lavender and citrus on a bright blue background.
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Maid Of Honor Gift, Wedding Scented Candle, Proposal Candle, Unique Gift For Her, Wedding Decor, Gift For Friend, Summer Style Candle
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Amber jar candle with label that reads “Smells like you’re in the bridal party,” lit and styled with lavender and citrus on a bright blue background.
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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding, Funny Wedding Candles, Scented Candles, Funny Engagement Gifts, Couple Gift, Soy Wax Candles
Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding, Funny Wedding Candles, Scented Candles, Funny Engagement Gifts, Couple Gift, Soy Wax Candles
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